I Couldn’t Make This Up.
February 4, 2010But then again, why would you ever want to? This is an actual post via Facebook from someone I went to high school with. (NOTE: Our high school was ranked top ten in the state at the time, so I’m surprised she didn’t accidentally learn to spell)…apparently I didn’t run with the crowd that glamorized illiteracy.
“Im happy ryte now…genuinely happy…wif maself..ma lyfelyne..n dat special sum1 who haz ma hart 2 da fullest…God workz n mysteriouz wayz but hey..derez a reazon 4 everythin! Luv aint suppose 2 b ez..sum ppl fight while otherz give up..Im a luvr but Ima def fight 4 who I luv n I luv u baby!**YEZ IZA DO**”
Anyone over the age of -3 should be smarter than this. If you type like this I hate you always and forever without exception. You may also want to consider voluntary sterilization in order to avoid any future stupids wasting my time trying to decipher phoenetic idiot-babble.
I’m not even sure this is phonetic. It’s like the product of a hate-f*** in the back of a Chevy Caprice between street speak, phonetics, txt, and Gaelic.